Saturday, June 2, 2012

Free cake

Originally this should have been posted in mid April but it's never to late to tell a good story!  This post goes along with #25 of my 30 before 30 list.

Soooo….I crashed a party this weekend.  It was a fun Saturday night filled with limo rides and margaritas!
 
So you by now know that I rode in a limo and had margaritas with 7 friends on Saturday.  What I didn’t say was that crashed a party as well.  I think it was a quinceanera.  We were headed to Next Door Bar and walked in on the wrong entrance.  We walked by a group of teenagers that I thought were going to a prom dinner or something.  We had to squeeze by a really cute cake that was turquoise green and zebra cake.  The mom was giving us a dagger look from H-E Double Hockey Sticks.  I didn’t realize that we were intruding on someone’s party!  Honestly.


 
We sat down and Next Door used to be an old Jiffy Lube sort of place complete with holes in the ground.  They did a great job fixing it though because there was glass that you walked on and under the glass was bottles of alcohol (like Grey Goose).  Super cool.  We sat down and ordered drinks (margaritas for me!) and a little bit later we noticed that some of the teenagers were inside the bar.  Then everyone from the party started to go to the bar.  They started to show a slideshow of the b’day girl from when she was a baby until now.  So my friends told me that if I wanted to crash her party I should go watch the slide show.  So I did!  I got bored two seconds after I started to watch it and got up to go back to the table that housed my margarita.  That’s when Debra dared me to eat some of the cake.  Not being able to turn down a dare, I walked over to get some.
 
I have to admit, when I walked over there I sort of lost my nerve.  What if they caught me? Or said no?!  I was racking my brain to see how I could get some freakin’ cake!  IDEA!  This was my conversation with the servers cutting the cake:  Me:  Oh is there only chocolate cake? I  really only like vanilla. Servers: Yes, it was only chocolate. Me: Oh ok.  I guess I can wait til later to get some then.  Servers:  You can have some now if you want.  Me: OK!

After I got the contraband cake I ran back to my friends.  They could not believe that I just took some cake from the birthday party!  Of course I did, I said.  I was dared to!  Then I was told that to make it complete I needed to get a picture with the birthday girl. She or her family had no idea that I just crashed their party and had free cake. haha.

Done!  Easy. 


  After we got our picture our limo group hi tailed it out of there to the next bar.  Crash a party?  Done and done!

150 ft Drop

#24 on my 30 before 30 list is to Ride a Roller Coaster 30 times in a row. Now, I will tell you that when I made the list back in June I absolutely, positively, did not, did not, did not, think it through.  30 times?  Really?  Why did I pick this #?  Well, I was going with a theme of course!  Did I stop and think that it might not be the healthiest decision on planet earth?  Nope!  Throughout the entire year I was thinking it was crazy, but it could probably be done. 
 
Which roller coaster did I pick?  Seaworld San Antonio’s Steel Eel.(link is to the You Tube video where you can experience the ride).  The Steel Eel boasts an impressive 150 foot drop.  Why did I choose this?  Well, Astroworld closed down years ago (boo!), Six Flags Dallas is too far, Kemah Boardwalk’s is an older wooden roller coaster that hurts after one ride, and I was already headed to Seaworld to go visit dolphins so I might as well make it a double trip. 
 
Seaworld San Antonio has two roller coasters to choose from, The Steel Eel and the Great White.  Now, if you know me at all you know that I get motion sick watching video games so I do not ever play.  The Great White roller spins you about 3 or 4 times and I knew I would not make it on it without getting sick multiple times (plus going 30 times around and around can’t be good for you).  So safety first I choose the Steel Eel.
 
 
I asked everyone if they wanted to go, and my friend Lili was the only one that was able to attend.  We left my house at 5:45 am so we could be there right when it opened. The entire trip up there I was praying to God that I would be safe, I would finish it, I wouldn’t get sick, and that he would part the crowds so I will have time to finish it.  God answered my prayers.  You would have thought since it was Easter weekend that they crowds would have been horrendous, but they weren’t.


We got to Seaworld about 9:15 and you cannot get to any section of the park until the National Anthem plays at 10 am.  We were at the entrance with a big group of people including a group of teenagers.  Literally when they let us go the teenager RAN  towards the roller coasters.  I looked at Lili and said that I was not about to run.  She agreed.  

Before I left my house I made index cards with the number of # I was about to do.  


 
Lili doesn’t like to ride rollercoasters so she was my supportive friend the entire day!  She just sat down at the bottom of the entrance/exit and waited for me to come down.  As I was going up the hill I was like, am I crazy?!  I don’t like this.  Haha.  I rode twice (there was no line) and they made me get off and exit.  Then I rode three more times (and got off).  Finally, about the 6th or 7th time all of the workers knew what I was doing (and so did my fellow seat mates) and they let me stay on without getting off.


Everyone that I rode with (sometimes I did ride by myself) thought it was a really neat idea.  They thought I was crazy, but it was neat. Haha.  As I got to the higher numbers the workers asked me what number I was on.  Every once in a while I would get off and go down to take a picture with my index cards and drink some water (I did get dehydrated a bit).  At about ride # 21 or 22 I saw my friend Brandi from high school. 
 
I told lili to let me know when it was 12:15 pm so we could take a break, eat something, and go to the dolphins.  From 10 am to 12:15 I managed to finish 24 roller coasters in a row. I had to tweak my list a bit and break them up into 24 and then 6 so I could fit the dolphins in.
 
We ate lunch at a Rosita's Pizza buffet in the park and then headed to the dolphins.  Read my dolphin experience here.

Me and Rosita!  I just love getting my picture taken with famous people (err animals?!)

 

 
After dolphins we went straight back to the rollercoaster to complete the last 6.  Before lunch there was not that many people in the park so I was able to ride it again and again.  God truly parted the crowds!  After lunch, there was a bit more people  but the lines weren’t that long.  I was able to get the last 6 done in about an hour.  The same workers were there from the morning.  I wasn’t able to ride multiple times in a row because the lines were long and there weren’t any open single seats (once or twice out of the 6), but I was able to go get some water at the bottom of the ride and Lili took my picture each time.

 
Ok.  This was the final time!  #30…whoo hoo!!
 

I have got to say that the last six were terrifying!  The first 24 were quick and in a row.  By number 5 I knew what to expect.  3 bigger hills, a brief stop, go down sideways and a few smaller hills. Easy.  After I took a break I was so scared that something would happen!  Each time I prayed that I would be safe.  I was going to do thirty one (like one to grow on), but I thought I probably shouldn’t chance it.  LOL. 
 
When I completed my last one all of the workers that had been there all day gave me a high five. It was great!  I felt so accomplished.  It’s funny how something so silly can make you so proud of yourself. J

After I finished the roller coasters we met back up with my friend Brandi and we watched Shamu’s show.  All I can say is WOW! I loved the show. I didn’t think it would be that cool, but boy I am so glad I went.  I thought it was going to be cheesy but it was awesome.  I can barely do back flips, but huge whales can do them!  I need to work on my flexibility.
 
Thank you Lili for coming with me!! I had fun and I can’t wait to head to Mt. Rushmore next month.
 

Ridin' In Style

#28 on my list of 30 under 30 was to ride in a limo.  I had been hoping that I would find a way to ride in a limo somewhere, but it was getting close to my deadline so I called and booked a limo myself.
I wanted to go around and bar hop finishing up the last of the 30 margaritas so I called some friends and asked them to go with me.  Mandy, Erika, Lili, Lori, Debra, and Kennisha were the people who ended up coming with me.  I told everyone to come around 7 pm and we would head out to dinner.
The limo got there around 6:50 was awesome!  I highly recommend Houston VIP Limo Service.  Our driver was nice and really fun.  He made sure we were having a great time.


My original plan was to go to 5 different restaurants/bars and have a margarita at each one.  At this point, I had 6 margaritas left on my 30 list.  I wanted to have my last margarita at my 30th b’day party, so I chose 5 different places.  Yard House, Cyclone Anayas, Hank’s Crawfish, Next Door, and Three Sheets Bar and Grill.

We headed to the Yard House in City Center for dinner.  My friend Colleen had told me that they are super packed on Saturday nights and that I needed to call ahead to get a table.  At about 6:45 I told them we were on our way and to expect about 7 of us.  We got there and right away we were seated.
I had the shrimp pasta and it was really good!  Everyone chose something different, there was a pot pie, garlic seafood pasta, blue crab cake hoagie, turkey burger, mac and cheese (YUMMY!), and they have THE BEST parmesan truffle fries ever.  I highly recommend going there.  The margarita I got at the Yard House was the Silver Caddy margarita.  It was good, but not my favorite of the night.


Then we hopped across the street to Cyclone Anayas.  We all got a margarita from there.  Kennisha and I both got a strawberry margarita, everyone one else got regular.  We were running low on time (dinner took forever!), so I told them all to chug the margarita!  Do you know how difficult it is to chug a frozen margarita?  Talk about brain freeze!  We headed out to the limo after we had finished our margaritas.
I told the driver that we were running low on time so we were going to skip Hank’s Crawfish (sorry Hank..catch you next time!) and head straight to Next Door.



Once we got to Next Door we crashed a party and had their signature muddle berry margarita.  Not the best.  Actually, it wasn’t that bad but it needed to be stirred around.  We were talking to a group of cool people and somehow we got to talking about my 30 under 30 list.  They loved it!  After I took a picture with the birthday girl that’s party I crashed, we headed out to our next location. ..Three Sheets!


Ok, so when I read the reviews on yelp.com they said that the place looked sort of shady and they were absolutely correct!  The limo driver did not want to drop us off! LOL.  My friends were all weary of this place and didn’t want to go.  We almost didn’t go in, but my friends are troopers and they went in with me.  Safety in numbers!!!  The margarita I had at Three Sheets was by far my favorite of the night.  I had the bartender add grenadine to it (so good, I might try that with all my margaritas!). 


We sat down and noticed that a poker tournament was being played there that night and karaoke was being set up (SCORE!).  Now, many of you remember what happened last time I sang karaoke in public…it wasn’t pretty!  I was determined to redeem myself.  I tried and tried to get my friends to sing with me, but only Lori sang with me (right before that she sang Fancy by Reba McIntire-Lori is a great singer!).  What song did we sing?  Girls just want to have fun of course!  During the instrumental parts of the song I did a few dance moves.   You haven’t lived until you have seen me do the sprinkler, lawnmower, and the q-tip swab dance moves.  Classy.  The owner of the bar kept asking me if I got my free lap dance yet.  I tried to politely decline, but she kept insisting.  Now, I have never had a lap dance before and I wasn’t about to have one in a redneck bar on the shady side of the Energy Corridor!  Then she said that a lap dance was their signature shot. OH! OK. I can take a shot. Haha.  It tasted buttery but smelled awful (like a stripper!)  After I consumed my last drink, sang my heart out, and took more pictures, we left for the night and returned to our fancy limo that was waiting outside.



We got dropped off at my apartment and everyone left (I was the only one that had too much to drink so everyone could drive home).  I came home to my favorite kitty cat waiting at the front door for me to get home safely (and probably feed him!). :)  I heart my Jabba the Hutt.
Thank you to everyone who made my night a blast!!  I’m glad all of my friends got to come out and knock off a big item on my list.  Check out Houston VIP Limo Service for your next limo ride. :)

Give me some beads

I am attempting to recap all of my 30 under 30 adventures and am running way behind.  This should have been posted in March! Enjoy reading about it though.


On March 18th, 2012 I headed down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras with my friend from college, Amber!  #12 on my 30 under 30 list is party in New Orleans for Mardi Gras..whoop whoop!!  What a fun/different/exciting place.  This story has been edited for my families ears J, and I know it’s not Vegas, but some stories will stay in New Orleans. ;)

I drove down by myself (my Mom just about threw a fit about that-mind you it wasn’t that I was going, but that I drove by myself. LOL) on Saturday afternoon and got to the hotel about 9:30.  My sister had told me to make sure I stop and get gas no later than Lake Charles because random people walk up to you and ask you for money.  Once she freaked me out I pretty much hurried along when getting gas/stopping to pee so I wouldn’t get harassed.   I had already had a loooong day by getting up early to drive to Spring for my friend Mandy’s sons 5th birthday party then I got on the road about 2:30 (my goal was to leave Spring no later than 2 pm…I talk to much so that didn’t happen).  I had rented a car because I would be driving right at 1,00 miles that weekend (Route: Pearland to Spring, Spring to New Orleans, New Orleans to Nacogdoches, Nacogdoches to Pearland= 1,000 miles) and I didn’t want to put that many miles on my car. I already drive almost 100 miles a day to/from my new job (new apartment March 17th!) so to give my car a break I rented one (a Hyundai Santa Fe was really nice, you should get one!).

Anyway, Amber was coming from Nacogdoches and we would be in I-10 at the same time in Baton Rouge.  I had originally wanted to stop and eat dinner together then follow each other the rest of the way, but we were running late so I told her to meet me at the hotel.  I stopped at BBQ place and had dinner, I really wanted Cajun food but I couldn’t find one right off the road in Baton Rouge.  The restaurant was great though, I had a BBQ sandwich and a side salad. 

Back on the road I got to the hotel around 9:30 (I still beat Amber…she drives slow!) and we changed clothes and headed out. We parked under the freeway and walked to Bourbon street.  Apparently we had just missed a parade because there were TONS of beads on the street.  Street beads=Don’t pick up because they smell like pee!  We made it to Bourbon street and got a drink (Margarita? Yes please!). 

On the way to Bourbon street we saw a girl almost get abducted!  We were stopped at a light and all the sudden this van started jerking.  The driver and passenger were fighting (and the car wasn’t in park?! Really dude?) and the girl was trying to escape out of the van .  Someone from the back of the van got out and tried to push her back in, but eventually she got out and was all bloody and stumbling down the street.  We didn’t want to just leave her so we watched her until she went inside and got help with a police officer.  I don’t know if she wanted to go with those guys at first (she looked wasted-no sure if it was drugs or alcohol), but when she wanted out they almost didn’t let her go. 

After that drama we kept going down the street and got some beads (nope, not that way!).  The balconies were filled with people throwing beads.  If you wanted big beads you could buy  them in a shop, or you could flash something.  I didn’t want beads to begin with, much less big beads so I stayed away (EDITED STORY :)  ).  I really got beads for my sister, my nephews school has a carnival every year that gives out mardi gras beads so all of the ones I got were for her (plus, she only needed smaller size beads so large ones wouldn’t have done any good and I didn’t want them at my house). 


We left around 3:30 to drive back to the hotel and we finally fell asleep at around 4 am…super long day! 

The next morning I knew I wanted to see a parade so we got up early and headed out around 10 am (9 am is early when you got to bed at 4 am!).  We took forever finding parking spots, we drove seperatley because I was going to leave straight from there to go to Nacogdoches and she was going to hang out with some of her other friends that were there.  We got to the parade route about 20 minutes before the parade started.  We knew that the cool people get on risers and catch beads so we found one by Luke’s restaurant and walked up the steps.   No one stopped us and we hung out there talking to people while there.  They said we should have had wrist bands on but we could stay as long as the bouncer didn’t kick us out.  We caught tons of beads there!  I told them about my sister’s carnival and people handed me bags of beads.  I got a to-go bag from Luke’s restaurant to hold them all.


After the parade was over we were starving!  We wanted Cajun food, but at that point any food would work.  Luckily we found a great cajun restaurant towards where we parked.  Amber we to check on the cars and drop off my beads while I waited for the table (one of us had to stay).  When she came back she said she had gotten a parking ticket (oops! Note to self: don’t park on the streets of New Orleans!) but my car was fine.  We ordered the most AMAZING cheeseburger French fries. OMG, it makes me want them just typing this. Then we both ordered other food.  Nothing compared to those freakin’ French fries.

After we ate we went back to see another parade.  We couldn’t get back up on the balcony (we actually didn’t try, but decided not to press out luck) and went to look for another good place.  We got lots of beads and kept going down the street further to find a better spot.  We ended up next to a set of bleachers for military families that were super sweet.  I also told them about my sister’s carnival and at the end of the carnival one family gave me all of their beads!!!  At the end of the parade I had so many beads my bag was breaking.


I decided it was just about time for me to get going because I still had a 6 hour drive home.  My original plan had me leaving right after lunch.  What time did I end up leaving New Orleans?  6 pm!  Amber and I headed back to the car, but were held up by the parade when we were trying to cross.  The police were going to let about 40 people from our side go across when the parade finished so there wouldn’t be a mad rush and everyone get trampled.  I told Amber to hold on to me so we could both go and not lose each other.  We were one of the lucky 40 people but Amber got stuck and her shoe came off. I kept pulling on her to make sure she came with me but she wanted her shoe. LOL. She said she had contemplated leaving it, but remembered how disgusting the streets were and went back to get it.  We laughed so hard. (It WAS funny, you had to have been there and been sleep deprived).  One little boy fell down and another guy was being a jerk, but we made it across and it was time for me to go. I said goodbye to Amber and left for Nacogdoches!

The ride to Nacogdoches was semi un-eventful.  About 10 pm my phone started to die and I didn’t have a car charger.  I stopped at a gas station to ask where a Wal-mart was and told them I needed a car charger, a guy in the store said he had one that I could have.  I was scared that if I went out there I would get attacked or something, but he brought it in to me and said that he had bought one of those kits with all of the attachments and he had that one left over.  Cool!  (thanks random guy at the gas station, that was really nice of you!).  I did keep watching my rearview mirror to make sure he wasn’t following me, lol.  He wasn’t though.  I was so tired when I got to the Texas line that I stopped in a church parking lot and fell asleep (with the doors locked!) for about 30 minutes and got back on the road.  I made it to Nacogdoches about 1:30 am and fell right to sleep.

That’s my Mardi Gras story.  Nothing to wild, as you all know I am not a big partier anyway so I hope you didn’t expect some wild story.  Even if something had happened, it would have been edited. ;)

Do you have any wild Mardi Gras stories?  I want to here them!

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Kindness you say??


 


#27 on my 30 before 30 list is Perform 5 Random Acts of Kindness.  I was raised to believe that if you do something nice for someone and you tell the world too look for praise, then it becomes for your glory.
 
So, with that being said the 5 random acts of kindness are complete, but I will not be telling anyone what I did to complete them. Sorry!  I just wanted to post them on here so you would know that it was done and why I won't be posting about them.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

50 Shades of Grey




I loved 50 Shades of Grey!  Sometimes I was a bit sick of all the sex scenes but the story itself was intriguing.  I really wanted to know what the heck happened to him to make him so messed up.  Spill the beans Christopher.  Book review- I don’t want to give too much away, but I wanted to point out a few points that I loved/rolled my eyes out.
Email address-What mid twenties girl in this day and age does not have an email address? Really?!
Controlling and stalking have got to go
All the time-doesn’t she get tired?  This is NOT realistic.
Loved the emails between the two of them including the subjects of the emails and Christians signature line changing.
I just finished the second book and am on to the last one. NO!  I don’t want to be done, I really need to read more slowly. Haha.


Wanna here a funny story that is semi related to the book (my friend is going to KILL ME for telling it so I won’t use her real name) and I swear this really isn’t me!

(Edited to add:  This is actually from the SECOND book, 50 Shades Darker...but the story is still hilarious. Read on)

>>Do you remember the silver balls in the story?  If not, then don’t pass go and collect $200…go straight and get the book!  So the silver balls I am talking about are ben-wah balls (they help strengthen the Kegal muscles).My friend decided that she needed to strengthen her kegals so she purchased them and put them in.  She had used them before so she decided that she could take them places with her…the place was Taco Bell.  Originally they were going to go through the drive thru but the line was too long so she went inside.  She was standing in line and feels one drop out, she looks down and hears it drop on the ground and bounce away from her.  She was looking around trying to find it, and the guy in front of her points across the room.  Mortified she picks it up, not making eye contact with anyone and heads straight for the car. <<
I laugh hysterically every time I think of this story and remember how mortified she was when telling me.   I <3 my friends and their embarrassing stories.  Maybe I shouldn’t have posted this because my friend knows WAAAAY more embarrassing stuff about me. Haha.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Last day

Today is my last day in my 20's and I am not exactly thrilled.  Yes, I have been doing my 30 under 30 list (more about that later, including a recap post!), but I didn't think I would be so anguished about this.  I have been sort of emotional lately and thought why?  Then I remembered!  It's all the old lady hormones. ;)

I know I will wake up with wrinkles tomorrow! haha.  I will keep you informed.

For now, I will eat a cupcake and anticipate turning 30 at midnight (technically I was born around 9 am). 

My pineapple cupcake is courtesy of my friend from college, Laura. :)  We had lunch and then went to get a cupcake.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

What’s next?

I went ahead and took the plunge…I registered for a TRIATHLON!  The Bridgeland Triathlon on August 5th to be exact. ;)

I know, I know, bikes just about kill me but I decided that I have just over 2 months to train for this thing and I will do it!  I am actually really excited. J
Now, I will tell you that I almost didn’t register because of one detail.  They make ‘fluffy’ girls/guys go into a different category called the Athena division. :/
Now, I am sure when they created it they had a positive spin in mind.  I know that larger people can’t quite compete with the skinny witches out on the course; however it does not make you feel good to be in a different division! 
I almost didn’t register but then I decided that the race wasn’t to show anyone anything or to compete against anyone, it was to compete against myself!  Who cares what category I am in?  My goal is to finish that race strong (and get bling!).  I heart race bling. J
I have decided I am going to rock out that dumb category.  My training plan is great, but I will need to tweak it a bit because I am also going to start marathon training in mid July...YIKES! 

So you guys have to help me become more accountable with my training plan and eating healthy!!  I mean it (PLEASE!).  I will update you on the progress. 

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Board of Directors

My entire life I have had  my own set of Board of Directors that sat around in the big space that has been my life.  Some of these BOD's were appointed, some decided they would push themselves on board, and others were brought in by other BOD's.

I always ran decisions by them to see what they thought.  I wasn't the CEO of my own life, they made the decisions for me.  Most of the time I did what they said or took their opinion.  A few times I decided to either not ask for their opinion or not take their advice; these times were horrendous.  I rocked the boat!  How dare I not consult with them.  Who did I think I was, I can't just go make decisions on my own.  Afterall, they were just looking out in my life's best interest.

These BOD's loved to take credit for my life and brag about the things I have accomplished like they were there the entire time doing all the work and finalizing the details, but in reality these BOD's weren't always there.  The BOD's loved to get together and plot on how best to make me bend.  Gossiping together about how I did this or that.  They had there own lives to manage also, they couldn't always be bothered by the 'little things' like 1/2 marathons, birthday parties, 5K's, 30 under 30 lists, and many other things that I had accomplished.

 


So TODAY I have made a decision and I am taking a page from Donald Trump and FIRING all of my BOD's.

There will be no more BOD's sitting on the committee that is known my life.  There will be no more questions to them or looking to them for guidance.  I do believe that there will be some resistance from them because their roots run deep.  Yanking them out will be difficult and I am sure I will some screaming and guilt trips.

So, for all you BOD's out there (if you think I am talking about you, then you are probably correct), I am not asking for your opinion and I do not want to hear it.  No guilt trips, no negativity, no 'well I think', and no more ganging up on me.

I have been hurt way to many times by your lack of caring about my feelings.  CEO's have feelings! 

This CEO is taking her life back and it begins today.  Show support for me or get out of my way.